CFE Patel 2009 II

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Apurva Gupta, nah.. Chintoo (or Chin2 as he prefers to call himself)

The most common visitor to all his neighbours rooms, this really caring and feel-at-home guy can feel at home in anyone’s room and treat their possesions as his own (read Jhaapna). Bahut badaa jhaapu. Germany se Rajaai jhaapke bhi pakdaa nahi gaya. Waise kabhi kuch bura nahi karta. Haan lekin ek baar daaru andar gayi to fir humein hi pata hai kya hota hai. Doesn’t drink much but jab bhi log use gaane nahi dete, matlab chillane nahi dete, tab pata nahi kya ho jata hai. Peeta hi chala jata hai, aur fir gaa gaa ke badla leta hai. Gaane record karke jabardasti sabko sunata bhi hai. Majority of his RAM is occupied by the innumerable chats with the opposite sex on gtalk. Vaise to mast synth bajata hai, baatein karta hai, sabko hasata hai. Pichhle teen saalo me hi itna kuch kiya hai ki likhte likhte jagah ki kami par jaegi, GSec ka kaam, illu karwana, robotix, saath hi itne pratiyogitaon me bhaag lena. Humare insti se pehli baar parliamentary debate me bhaag liya hai. Main to kehta hoon, ladka hira hai hira.. bas thodi opacity jyada hai!

(by Debu)

C-209

Siddarth Ajith

Did someone say magnifier? You get it; take away Sid! You ask him how many vowels are there and he’ll tell you fifteen and he’ll bloody say that so damn convincingly that you’ll have to go and check your grammar book. Gulps down 10 bottles of cold-drinks a day; watches bollywood songs seven hours a day, just missed getting a bravery award for climbing the “patel ka l***” in drunk condition. But banda stud bhi hai bhaai.. huha manager (TTG ki naiyya ka rudder); huha orator; huha movie database (ask him who is the father of the guy who wrote dialogues in some 1963 movie ‘Paap ka Ghadaa’ and he’ll tell you); comedy bhi theek-thaak kar leta hai (bas aajkal thoda rust ho gaya hai!); captain waptain (agar future mein kabhi Patel tech-hall kehlaya to Sid ko The Grand Old Man ka title milega). But whatever be the case, the question remains: uummm… tuuuuuu ek Sid kyun hai?!

(by me)

C-210

Soumya Ranjan Nanda

The fluctuations in Nanda’s mood are directly proportional to the fluctuations in the share market; and not just the Indian or the US share market, but agar Honolulu ke shares bhi down honge to isse load ho jaaayega! And hence finally, the unit ‘Nanda’ has been accepted internationally by ANSI as the unit of load (jab Lehman ka band bajaa to Lehman brothers ko 0.3 Nanda load hua and isko 1.3 Nanda load ho gaya!). But nonetheless, banda stud bhi hai bhai.. lately he’s come out of his ‘loaded’ image and spits on anyone’s face who calls him that, with the dialogue, “*** ke ****, dekh mujhe load ho gaya!”. God in finance funda and acads, DR 1 (however indu waise to deptt hone ke laayak hi nahi hai but isme iski kya galti). Hockey goalie (iska size dekhke doosri team waale iske paas bhi nahi fatakte). Overall an ever-smiling, social, (bulky,) stud, jiska BarCap ne kaat diya (muhaha!).. but ek din yeh NandaCap banaayega aur CFE ka naam roshan karega!

(by me)

C-211

Prasoon Agarwal

CFE ka sabse vyast insaan. Ye teen char jagah hi paya jata hai – Compu ke saamne, wing me phone liye ghoomte hue ya Bhasky me. Chai party ka ek mukhya neta. Phone pe ghanto kitne kathin muddo pe soch vichar aur vaad vivad karte hue paya jata hai. Aisa lagta hai jaise saari duniya ka bhaar iske maasum (aur kam height waale) kandho pe aa gaya ho! Humein poora bharosa hai, ek din duniya ke sabhi samsyaon ka hal zaroor nikal lega. Serious sa dikhne wala yeh praani jab hansta hai to itni zor se hansta hai.. ki bas bahut zor se hansta hai. Euro-trip maar ke aaya hai lekin kismat itni kharaab ki jis univ mein gaya wahaan uss samay kgp se bhi kam bandiyaan thi. Lekin ki gall hai.. banda hamesha khush rehta hai (instru jaise farzi deptt mein hoke bhi!) aur hum chahte hain ki yeh jabalpuria aise hi apni battisi iss jahaan ko dikhake psyche karte rahe! 

(by Debu and me)

C-212

Pappu Kumar Bharti (Director, Vidyadrishti.com)

Itni kam umra me hi Director ka khitab pane wale ye hai humare wing ke Pappu Kumar Bharti ya PKBharti. Apni website ke liye kya dedication hai! Rarely aise log dikhte hain jo din raat kisi cheez pe kaam karte rahte hain. Haan, sutro se pata chala hai ki iske peeche kaaran hai – ‘Pappu enjoys the fringe benefits of socializing through his venture.’ Hum sabko aasha hai ki wo isme zaroor safal ho. Haan, inhe ekvachan se allergy hai, hamesha bahuvachan me hi baat karte hain, chahe saamne banda ek hi kyun na baitha ho. Acads mein God (peace maarne mein). Inke shrimukh se sadaa prem-bhare shabdo (!@#$%^&*) ki barsaat hoti rehti hai (aajkal short-forms mein bhi barsaat karte hain). Waise, Vidyadrishti desh ke kone kone tak fail jae, Pappu kisi din bara aadmi ban jae, Rolex ki ghari haatho me, gaari Mercedes wala… but.. Pappu can't dance shaala.. ‘Ooyee Shaalee ghu** du***!!!’

(by Debu, add-ons by me)

Chai-party

CFE ki story Chachaa ki Chai Party ke bina adhuri hai.

Party Symbol: Chai ka kullhad.

Adhyakshya – Chachaa (obviously!)

Varisth neta – Teju, Prasoon.

Sadasya – Sujju, Pappu, Nanda (part-time)

Yeh part din mein chaar baar Bhasky mein paayi jaati hai. Bahut dedicated hain iske kaaryakartaa – Dhoop, barish, thand, kisi cheez ki parwah nahi karte. Hum sabko ye afsos hai.. Inke jane ke baad bechaare Bhasky ka kya hoga.

(by Debu, add-ons by me)